Jae Journal column

Column by Michael Caserno

The Anna Nicole Show
I want to get this out of the way as quickly as possible because this damn ho don’t need any more publicity over her death. Anna Nicole Smith, former playmate, so called actress, gold digger, reality TV show star and constant pain in the as..read on

The Indian and the Bigot
In the sports world, there are two stories that are receiving lots of attention, and they are by far some of the dumbest things I have ever heard. In good old Miami, land of palm trees, beaches, and many wanna be Tony Montanas, a man by the name of ..read on

The Ballad Of Britney
I have never been a fan of Britney Spears. Let’s see, her music is crap, she doesn’t even sing well, her choice in men sucks, she sure can’t act, and that is just the beginning of this corporate manifested robot. But now, my dislike for her has tur..read on

Ozzie Does It Again
Have I mentioned this before? Ozzie Guillen is the man! Brandon McCarthy, the "future of the Sox" made comments about how he didn't feel the Sox Clubhouse welcomed him and Brian Anderson was his only friend. He felt the Sox management was too hard on..read on

Madness!!
HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY! So I was at Little Villa the other..read on

When People Suck
Yes, we know everyone at some time of his or her life usually pisses you off. People do shitty things, are two-faced, look out for themselves and hurt other people in the process, and we could go on and on and on. I think the one thing I ca..read on

Poor Poor Paris
Hello and welcome to the journal. Sorry I am running behind but with building the new website, my new gig with Libby at WKRS, and trying to figure out what the next episode of the mJp is, I forgot all about a journal for a couple weeks. You guys know..read on

Rock \'Em, Sock \'Em
Roger Clemens, you ignorant slut! But hey let’s be honest here, you can’t blame Roger Clemens here. You can blame the team who has helped contribute to our salary problems in baseball. The evil empire themselves, the New York Yankees. Sure the Ya..read on

June 24, 2007-Falling to Pieces
In 1997, the Chicago White Sox thought it would be a good idea to trade their starting pitchers for minor leaguers citing Jerry Reinsdorf’s convention wisdom, “there is no way we will catch Cleveland.” 3 ½ games back and two months of a season and th..read on

Arriverderci
Let me start by saying fuck you David Chase, and I mean that in the nicest way possible. This past weekend, the greatest series on TV ended and it was by far the best ending you could have hoped for. Grant it, I was pissed, like most of you were at ..read on

The Crippled Canadian
So, folks, as many of you know I used to be a huge wrestling fan. However, through the years, it has become quite boring and when you have two guys as your champions - one who has been given pardon for lying about drug charges (which led to his demis..read on

The Cause for the Clause
So Sox fans, will we see the end of one the best pitchers ever to grace the south side? Mark Buehrle, who has been a face of this organization for the last few years, a mentor for many young players, and a funny guy may be leaving and it’s all your f..read on

Vick the Dick
Anyone who knows me knows I am a vegetarian and I am for the simple reason that I am against all forms of animal cruelty. Call me a tree hugger, call me a nut job, call me what you will, but it is a decision that I made about 15 years ago and..read on

B Squared equals 755*
So this is it baseball fans. Hank Aaron's record of 755 home runs is about to go up in smoke by a man who needs no introduction. We'll just call him Barry. Yes Barry, such a great baseball player. Such a wonderful human being. So many children look u..read on

Sweep Home Chicago
Hey yo, welcome me back peeps. I am happy to bring back The Static Experience to television and it will be like nothing you have ever seen before. A new website is up and you can now watch episodes on You Tube, and on the MJPTV.net website, you can p..read on

Silence the Moment
Hello there. So I guess the government of Illinois, during their overtime session, which has been taking place for like forever, thought of something they felt was important. No they didn’t decided to cut sales tax. No they didn’t vote to fix any roa..read on

The Rest of the Torre
The Yankees. YUCK! They are the best villains in baseball. The games “evil empire.” They spend large amounts of money to acquire players who have talent. The best player in baseball sits in their dugout for $200 million but does jack shit in the ..read on

Mother is the Word for God
Since the title would be too long “on the lips of all children.” Do you know what movie that line comes from? Hint: one of my favorites of all time. I am going to be a father very soon, and I am excited. I am nervous about a couple of changes. For ..read on

Not This Time Kenny
This one goes to a Sox fan’s best friend. No not the mutt you see on Comcast, the mutt that runs the team. That’s right Kenny. Enough is enough. You know, when I agree with Jay Marriotti on an article he wrote bashing the Sox, you know there’s a pr..read on

Even Perfection has its Faults
You can try to convince me as much as you would like the 2007 Patriots are one of the best teams in sports history. They have arguably the best quarterback in football history, one of the best receiving cores ever, and the sickest mad scientist for a..read on