DVD
One
thing I can say right off the bat for "Fear of the Dark": the opening
menu is positively harrowing. There are all kinds of scenes rolling in
the upper right hand corner of the menu, things appearing and
disappearing at random. I haven't seen a menu this well done since
"Jeepers Creepers 2."
Special features are simple - filmographies and cast interviews.
We
kick things right into high gear with that grand old institution of
Americana - kids playing baseball. Suddenly a ball smashes through a
pane of glass and lands on the floor of a patently spooky room. One of
the kids is sent down into the room to get it, and in a childish
moment, the rest of the kids shut and lock the door behind him.
What
happens next is not to be believed. A shadow sweeps the room, moving
with a fluid grace from one end of the room to the other. The hapless
boy in the room starts screaming. He's seen something, and it's got him
in an utter panic.
Until he suddenly stops screaming....
We
jump cut to a more modern institution - one latchkey kid enters his
home, which he finds empty. Ah, but he's not such a latchkey kid after
all... his mother's in the basement. Welding.
After some witty
back-and-forth banter with mom, our boy goes back upstairs, but not
before having some kind of sepia-toned psychic vision of himself
blinking in and out of existance at the top of the stairs. Don't ask me
why... it's just THERE.
We discover that our boy has a fear of
the dark and all the tact of a water buffalo. Stemming from,
apparently, his time chasing baseballs in the dark. And strangely, a
pair of horrific cuts have appeared, suddenly, on his shoulder. Where
they came from is anyone's guess at this point, but it's likely
connected to the shadowy thing that's been doggedly pursuing this kid
since time out of mind.
Something's playing games with our
little buddy whilst he sits in the house, alone with his brother. He's
trying to watch cartoons when the TV suddenly changes channels of its
own volition to "Evil Dead 2." Which is interesting... "Evil Dead 2" is
widely regarded as a cult classic. I'm rather pleased with this homage
slipped in.
For the next several minutes, things get
surprisingly frightening. Strange sounds emerge from out of nowhere,
the lights flicker in the force of a thunderstorm, and the music lends
a note of added suspense to the proceedings.
And then things
get worse. The lights suddenly go out. Our boy, whose name turns out to
be Ryan, goes into a panic, screaming about how the dark is alive, and
things are in it that are out to get him. His theory seems fairly well
structured--a man in a black felt hat and trenchcoat similar to the one
in Ryan's closet suddenly appears and disappears in the hallway.
Ryan's
older brother goes up to the attic to get a set of battery powered
floodlights of suprising intensity and finds himself suddenly locked in
the attic with a strange moving shadow.
Things get even more
harrowing later as one of the statues in the living room, a
spear-toting-warrior, slashes Ryan's hand. Ryan then recounts the story
of the day he got locked in the basement.
Folks, this is scary
stuff, no mistake. Here's a four year old kid chasing after his
remote-controlled toy tank in the basement and something....grabs him
by the foot and drags him into a shadow!
No wonder this kid's scared of the dark!
Suddenly
a barricade appears in the living room. Made from the living room
furniture. A flash of lightning later and everything goes back to
normal. The kids are beginning to question their own sanity as a
shadowy form walks across the shot. They wander into their parents'
room and see three claw marks across one of the walls.
And then, something's knocking on the door.
Ryan's brother goes to answer it... and nothing's there.
Suddenly,
shadows engulf the room! Strange, monstrous humanoid figures rush Ryan!
One of them manages to grab a hold of him! And the lights come back
on... but only for a moment. Ryan describes these monsters, the
so-called "night things," and one of them walks into the camera shot.
Footsteps echo in the background.
Ryan's brother is having a
hard time processing all of this, and decides to make a desperate
lunge, bat-first, into an open room.
His girlfriend, who we saw visiting only a while ago, is standing there, only a heartbeat away from taking a bat to the face.
Which
is weird...weren't all the doors in that house locked? Or at least they
were when Ryan's brother went outside to see who or what was making
that pounding noise.
Ryan's brother's girlfriend then shares
some notes on the nature of fear...much in the way of "Freddy Vs.
Jason." Fear is power for the monster of choice.
But it doesn't
seem to be working too well--Ryan gets attacked by our same corpse-pale
friend once again, and Ryan's brother goes downstairs to activate the
house's internal generator, a measure he was only supposed to undertake
in major emergencies. He goes downstairs to find the generator in ruins
and the walking corpse of an elderly woman waiting for him.
Ryan gets clever, trapping one of the monstrousities in a net made of rope lights.
The
"nothing in the dark that's not there in the light" finally works for
Ryan, and he manages to get to the generator himself, ending the terror.
The
ending is a little anticlimactic... after all the buildup, the monsters
suddenly vanishing in the light isn't exactly the choicest of
denouement... but there's a twist that should give you a fright.
Amazing.
A direct-to-video horror movie that actually SCARES. Without buckets of
blood or gore or mock Satanic rituals or any other such device. Just a
whole lot of shadow and a few bumps in the night make "Fear of the
Dark" one that'll provide plenty of shockpower.
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