President Elect Daniel Harvith, is about to be sworn in as new President of the United States

The oath of office is given in front of thousands of cheering Americans in front of the Capitol.

Chief Justice Roberts: "Please repeat after me "I, your name, do solemnly swear..."

Daniel Harvith: "I am sorry. I was texting. What did you say?"

Chief Justice Roberts: "Please repeat after me. I, your name, do solumny swear...."

Daniel Harvith: "I, your name, do solemnly swear...."

Chief Justice Roberts: "No Mr. Harvith. You must say your name."

Daniel Harvith: "Daniel Harvith."

Chief Justice Roberts. "No. Say exactly this...I Daniel Harvith, do solemnly swear..."

Daniel Harvith: "Exactly this."

Chief Justice Roberts: "Never mind. I'll say it for you. I, Daniel Harvith, ....

Daniel Harvith: "Wait. You are not Daniel Harvith. I am."

Chief Justice Roberts: "Never mind. Is it OK for you to be President of the United States?"

Daniel Harvith: "Did you say "Is it OK for Jew...?" ?

Chief Justice Roberts: "No, I said "You.""

Daniel Harvith: "I'm sorry, I was texting. What did you say?"

Chief Justice Roberts: "Are you now President of the United States?"

Daniel Harvith: "Not until I take the oath of office."

Chief Justice Roberts: "I hereby declare that Stephen Harvith is President of the United States."

Daniel Harvith: "I am Daniel. Stephen is my dim witted father, of dubious genetic background."

Chief Justice Roberts: "Never mind. I hereby declare YOU, Daniel Harvith, President of the United States."

Daniel Harvith: "Me? I have no respect for a country which would stoop so low as to elect me President of the United States.

The crowd gasps.

Chief Justice Roberts: "Whatever Mr President."