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MSN Nicknames (145361)
Both odd and interesting, people's MSN Messenger nicknames tell a little bit about themselves. Why do people choose the names they do?

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Putting The Politic Back Into Pop (129587)
“The best test of truth is the power of the thought to get itself accepted in the competition of the market, and that truth is the only ground upon which their wishes safely can be carried out”- Oliver Holmes, Jr.

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Cracking Windows 2000 Passwords (110379)
This article is open to read for everyone, but is specifically targeted to Network Adminstrators who have to re-install Windows every time they forget the Administrator's Password or some exobiological Liveform changes it.

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Advice for Anorexics (76016)
Dr. Tina Dupres is best known for her expertise in the areas of anorexia and bulimia, especially in teens. She has written three books on the subject, 1997s The Fat Girl in the Mirror: A Study of Anorexia and Bulimia and 2001s Wasting Away: Real Issues of Anorexia and Bulimia in Teenagers. Her newest, and perhaps most controversial book, Anorexia and Bulimia: A Practical How-To Guide for Teens will be released in early 2005. For more information, go to www.doctordupres.com.

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Do you Like To Watch? (70624)
It is inevitable. You go online, you eventually look for porn

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A Tale of Two Tittys! (70345)
IT WAS the best of chests, it was the worst of chests, it was the age of love, it was the age of foolishness, it was a time of hope, it was the epoch of big cities, it was the epoch of Big Tittys, and now I was totally enthralled in a most magnificent way.

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How to Stay Hip! (Age 35 and over) (63731)
Hip is like being tall. You either are, or aren’t! You don’t have to take counter measures to stay tall, but staying hip, well, hey, that’s another story. Here are ten tried and true tips that everybody over 35 can use to always stay hip.

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Cheerleading Rules! (60764)
For the last 10 years, there has been a very scholarly debate on whether or not cheerleading is a sport. Well, being an expert on basically everything; I decided I should clear this whole thing up.

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10 Most Irritating Things Women Do During Sex (50837)
I tried to ramp up for this list. Sadly, it wasn’t too much of a stretch. Most men might agree with me, but not out loud.

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A Losers Guide (48107)
There is a certain pivotal point in every nerd's life when he realises that any efforts to run with a popular clique are futile, and so instead he settles into a comfortable state of nerdism and all it entails.

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A Super Volcano In the US (47837)


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Date your Daughter (38750)
There are “seasons” in the entertainment field just like any other business. I can expect certain bookings to fall at certain times.

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Marrying A Dangerous Mate (37406)
Too many women are marrying abusive and dangerous mates, often with tragic consequences. Ask yourself if your mate could be one of them before it's too late.

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Hot news (36790)
TIMBUKTU, Dec 13th - Last night a car bomb exploded in front of the Timbuktu embassy in Chikata Rabula neighbourhood. No survivors, just meat. That's how this story could start. However, as journalists we can't always be glad enough to find real selling stories. But man has to do what man has to do. And when the magazine space needs filling, we will even tell you about the non-celebrity freak gossip. The following is one of them. Based on a true story. Of course. When before have journalists lied?

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Return of the Union (35993)
If Mikhail Gorbachev, the founding father of modern day Russia, were still holding the office of the President today, the values of GlastnostPerestroika would still be enshrined. The Oligarchs who had risen from humble backgrounds would still keep their fortunes and perhaps the relations with the Western World would be better.

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Katherine Booth traces the cha (35384)
ITS not so long ago that loud, collar-less shirts and colourful trousers wouldnt have got you further than the locker room. But times have changed. Todays new breed of Tour professionals are changing the image of the game.

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America’s Dirty Little Secrets! (35334)
We hear all the time about how great America is. That may be true, but let’s all admit America has made some mistakes too. Greatness is reached by acknowledging the path we’ve traveled to get there. As far as the countries that have dirty little secrets go, America is Number One! …We’re #1! …We’re #1! …We’re #1!

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Fat or Fit? (34712)
The ideal of thinness gives way to the idea that it is acceptable to be obese. As the numbers of overweight people grow, has the tide been turning on not only approval but the image of beauty?

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Euro Club International takes pimping to the next level (30393)
Today I got an email from an organization called Euro Club International. They wanted to “fulfil my fantasies with more than 50 of the hottest girls from around the world, discreetly and affordably”.

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No Such Thing as a Perfect Pla (27900)


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Do You Know What Cunnilingus Is? (27823)
When I was a high school student, a scrawny, horny lad of 17, I was a student at Central High School in beautiful, Scranton, Pennsylvania. On the first day of school, our English teacher, Ms. Klitmann, gave us the following assignment. We were to write a fictional account of the most interesting thing we had done all summer. I went home and lay in bed thinking about the problem. Thinking did no good so I meditated. Meditation did no good so I masturbated. Ah! I came up with nothing (except semen), but at least I felt better.

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9 Year Old Soccer Progidy (24521)
This little man is being hailed as the next soccer sensation. Jean Carlos Chera plays for Associacao Desportiva Atletica youth team in Brazil. Incredilby, he’s only 9 years old, is just four foot six inches tall, and weighs in at only 77 pounds.

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Married by shopping (23913)
It may be 2004, but educated women in Hyderabad, India are stll selected for marriage based on what they look like, the colour of their skin and much they can give in dowry.

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A Prom Nightmare (22033)
Ahh, spring. It's a lovely little season. The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping, and every living thing is trying to mate. Speaking of mating, that reminds me of another tradition of spring that has long since past me by as it is clearly for the younger crowd. I am of course referring to PROM!

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10 Reasons NOT to Trust Dubya! (21544)
Hey, President Uber liar! Hey 43! Hey Dubya! Even most tele-marketers are more believeable than you!

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Travelin' Tales (21341)
I have traveled as a hitch-hiker through Europe more than once. This summer I took up a hitch-hiking trip all by my own. What can you expect from this type of trip?

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Licence to smoke (19919)
It’s rumored (by me mostly) that pot prisoners are being detained with terrorists in Camp X-ray, Cuba! It’s also been said (again mostly by moi) many joint aficionados are being detained in Roswell, New Mexico without benefit of a lawyer. There, but for the grace of God, go I! Gosh, gee, please …LET MY PEOPLE GO!

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JAE JOURNAL (19840)
Welcome to the Journal. Today we look at the 10 most fascinating people according to the little world of Barbara Walters and bring it down to the common level. I do believe that Ms. Walters is in no place to make these kinds of judgments on people since she is retiring. Therefore, I think I should take over the job. So here we go.

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ResoreHonesty.com (19755)
More liberal dishonesty is shown with Sandy Berger's theft of classified documents dealing with terrorism, from the National Archives.

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Night visitors and alien abductions (17827)
Alien abductions have occurred throughout history, to take an instance from the bible we only need to look at the narrative of Ezekiel's strange encounter and subsequent disappearance. These abductions by alien visitors persist to this day and it has been gauged as many as 100 million people have had abduction encounters. So what is it these people experience?

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Sex and the Pity (17521)
Hi! My name’s Carl Bradshaw and I work as a writer for Manhattan's favourite glossy men’s magazine! Every Wednesday my friends and I meet to do lunch at our favourite trendy high street café. We 'catch up' and chat about all manner of subjects, be it literature (erotic), films (pornographic) or politics (who’s fucking whom)- somehow the conversation always seems to come round to sex, which we love to talk about - in gynaecological detail! I often wonder if our parents fed us nothing but liquidised jazz-mags as babies, given the amount of base crudity that spews from our unapologetic mouths...

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Iran for Bush (17148)
Iran, a country in the Middle East that is located just between Iraq and Pakistan. Mountainous area with 69 million Muslims. And yet, independent of what the rest of the world may think of them, they are ready to surprise us. This summer, during one month 9 Iranian students decided to conduct a survey, a survey whose results they could never publish in their own country. “If there would be Presidential Election in IRAN right now, who would you vote for – Khatami, Khamanehi, Rafsanjani or George W. Bush? “

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Dog the Bounty Hunter (16909)
I’m not ashamed of my love for this show. Not only do I watch it, I DVR it so I can watch it again later. You should watch it too.

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The British and Their Genitals (16699)
I’d like to offer a bit of an explanation for some of the inconsistencies that North Americans may feel the British suffer from in their general conversation and demeanor.

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Relationship Breaker (15827)
It should be understood that you and your partner will have different opinions on a few philosophical ideals, plus life goals and values. But what goals or philosophies do you want your partner to share in order to give the marriage a better chance of success?

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Twilight of Atheism (15793)
According to an article published in a recent issue of Christianity Today, atheism is slowly declining. That is certainly news to me and the atheists and secularists I have come to know over the last few years. It would also come as a big surprise to the editors of Free Inquiry, the official journal of the Council For Secular Humanism. A new study done by the University of Chicago’s Opinion Research Center put the figure of Americans who claim no religious affiliation at a surprising 16 percent, which is quite a difference from various polls that put the figure of non-believers at lower percentages.

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Sexual Ethics II (15694)
Sexual morals are greatly affected by some parts of behavioral ethics applicable to human beings. The social norms, personal habits and behavioral patterns are all associated directly with sexual instinct.

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WTF (15670)
The judicial process in the USA is starting to resemble a freak show. Bars and restaurants get sued for people who cant behave properly within the establishments. You can sue a person for looking at you funny, you can sue someone for putting cream in your coffee. You can sue a town for not letting you put on a Heterosexual Day Parade [I'll save that whole thing for another column].

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Moments of madness could lead to death for Aussie Citizens (15441)
Death row down under - Australian citizens are being forced to face the reality of the death penalty for the first time since it was banished in the 1960's.

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LOTQ: What did John Titor know (15067)
It was almost time for the parade to start, and I was getting excited. I had been to Ireland three times before, but I had never managed to be there for the national holiday because during my first visits I had still been a school student, and March 17th is traditionally a school day in Germany.

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What's in a Name? (14976)
When the first truly democratic election in South Africa in 1994 was won by the African National Congress (ANC) and Nelson Mandela stepped into the Presidential position after many long years of isolation on Robben Island, everyone was pretty sure that things were set for a big change. But none expected to go to bed in one place and wake up in another Yet millions did.

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Racism in Germany (14388)
Is there really so much racism in Germany, or is that just a prejudice?

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"Outside confidence is king...I am all that you're projecting..." ~Darren Hayes (14344)
The Tension and The Spark is Hayes’ second solo album after the breakup of his first, internationally famous, band Savage Garden. Upon doing a little research, I discovered that this album was different from his usual style, but in a good way!

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Giant Google and its new toys - Google Desktop 2 (14339)
Some time (years) ago Google was big. Just big, nothing else. Then it became the biggest and most used search engine in the world. I won't even talk about the profits. Google used to be a giant, however, it's growing bigger and bigger with every day. Just recently they have come out with a new product called Google Desktop 2.

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TV Channels Impact (13678)
Nowadays, at home a mother is not going to scold you for coming late at home, but rather when you demand her to change the channel to something good, first she denies you. When you change the channel yourself, stubbornly, testing her reaction, the experiment shows that she will recall upon all the verses from the Quran and all the ethical values from the Sunnah the way Muslims' Prophet (PBUH) lived his life for not denying what a mother says. In other words, she will do any thing possible to make you race from that room.

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A Real Look At Strip Clubs (13562)
The next time you go to a strip club....

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I'm Andy and I'm Sober (12416)
As strange as this may sound, Ive never done drugs. Ive had plenty of friends that could hook me up if I so desired, but Ive had no need to smoke, shoot, or snort anything out of the ordinary. I didnt even start drinking alcohol until I was twenty-three years old.

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Save Yourselves (12366)
Welcome to this week's journal. I would like to say I won my bet for the Superbowl and there was no wardrobe malfunction. After all, if Paul McCartney’s balls popped out of the zipper, even I would have complained. No one wants to see that shit.

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